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How I dress when I wake up hating the world. 💣🆙 #Delinquent #MessWithMeToday
Apr 23, 2014 / 1 note

How I dress when I wake up hating the world. 💣🆙 #Delinquent #MessWithMeToday

Apr 23, 2014 / 80,235 notes

ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

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IS THIS THE HISTORY TEACHER FROM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES?!?!?! OMFG I’M JUST SEEING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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